FILE REF: SHIP-884-LOGISTICS
APPROVED FOR: Transit
SARCASM LEVEL: 31%
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 2–5 business days. We do not ship on weekends or holidays. Our printers require rest. So do we.
Shipping Rates & Delivery
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on destination and package weight. We do not hide fees in the fine print; we find that behavior undignified.
| Region | Estimated Delivery (after processing) |
|---|---|
| Canada | 2–5 business days |
| United States | 4–8 business days |
| International | 10–20 business days |
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email containing a tracking number. If you do not receive this email, check your spam folder. Then check your life choices. Then contact us.
Customs, Duties & Taxes
International orders may be subject to import duties and taxes. The recipient is responsible for these charges. We do not control customs officials. We barely control our own inventory.
Digital Products
If we ever sell something that doesn’t require a mailbox, you will receive a download link via email. It will work. Probably.